Lyrics

Poor Marylou does not want to cuddle
She don't wanna pet, just pout in a puddle
She's so upset, but I think she'll muddle through

She's in distress, sending up flares
Although, more or less nobody cares
And I'm not impressed, what is it I'm supposed to do?

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Marylou, what's wrong with you?
Your S.O.S. couldn't worry me less
Get a grip, your ladyship
I've better things to do

Poor Marylou needs more than I can give
Boo-hoo! I'm so insensitive!
All I do is tell her that she's okay.

She's on the phone with her classmate Jamie,
I can make out every word that they're saying
And I suspect that she's planned it out that way.

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She's a victim extraordinaire.
You'd think she could cope,
I think that she's beyond hope

She's the girl who cried wolf.
You'd think she could see
the only wolf here is me.

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