Kate Carpenter

Kate Carpenter

facebook twitter
Unique - Children | Marion, Indiana, United States
Total Song Plays: 71,057   
Member Since: 2005
   Last Login: 12/4/2021
   Sounds Like: Laurie Berkner, Peter, Paul & Mary

Profile    Songs    Albums    Videos    Photos    Comments    Bios    Connections    Endorsements   

Tip Jar   

Sign up for Broadjam today to follow Kate Carpenter, and be notified when they upload new stuff or update their news!

Previous  |   1  2  3  4  5   |  Next
Plays: 958
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 315
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 173
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 219
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 243
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 132
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 203
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 327
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 170
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 107
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 492
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 167
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 445
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 2,811
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 4,787
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 2,048
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 1,599
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 1,381
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 1,219
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 1,115
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 996
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 1,274
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 1,512
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 1,022
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 1,193
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 1,179
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 797
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 1,584
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 916
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 777
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 802
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 715
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 980
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 706
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 1,177
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 1,137
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 567
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 694
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 573
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 595
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 789
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 649
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 653
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 462
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 556
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 907
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 455
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 395
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Plays: 432
Play Song
Add To Playlist
Buy $0.99 Mp3 Download
Previous  |   1  2  3  4  5   |  Next
Plays:

572

Song Description

This song postulates that one cannot stop aging wrinkles from appearing on your face, so why try? Who wants to turn back into a pimply faced teenager, anyway. The best cure is enjoying your grandchildren and being content with the stage of life God has placed you in.

Story Behind the Song

While we were on vacation last summer, I happened to pick up a women's magazine and marveled at all the full page ads flaunting the merits of wrinkle creams. This song is my protest against the creams and cosmetic companies trying to lure women into spending big bucks to change the inevitable. It is my wish to encourage my fellow old-and-getting-older ladies to be content with our lot, get down and enjoy those grandbabies. They are the best cure for wrinkles!

Playlists this song is on:
Playlist CreatorPlaylist NameDate Added Reverse Sorted

Broadjam Member Reviews

You out did yourself this time......This is really good....

    - SKY HIGH MUSIC LABS

This is a very retro song. Initially I thought it was a children's song but given the subject matter that would not be suitable. Reminds me of the Beverly Sisters, it is humorous and witty and fun.
I like the way it sends up the beauty brands and I am a fan of a funky fiddle. It is very unique and could be a cult hit.

    - Joy Solomon
Lyrics

CHORUS: There's nothin' I can do about the wrinkles
They're with me till the day I die.
There's nothin' I can do about the wrinkles
It won't do any good to try, so
Next time I look into the mirror,
I'll chuckle at the face I see.
There's nothin' I can do about the wrinkles
They're God's latest fashion for me!

Should I be tempted to buy a cream
That would recreate the face of my dreams?
Turn back the clock, reverse the gears,
Return me to my teenage years?
Elasticize my sagging chin
Restore my alluring dimples....
If it really worked; if it did the trick,
It might bring back my pimples! SING CHORUS

Should I be tempted to stop and look
At the cosmetic counter's makeover nook?
That cute little gal in the size 2 jeans
Hasn't got a clue what aging means!
She'd plaster me with mud that cracks,
Rub in essential oils.
If it really works, if it does the trick,
Would it make me a brand new girl?

BRIDGE: Avon's calling, Mary Kay
Please don't visit me today.
Now I've learned there's not a race
To see who has the youngest face
Cover Girl and Estee Lauder
I'm content, so please don't bother. INSTRUMENTAL

Should I shell out fifty bucks an ounce
When the formula's free that'll give me a bounce?
Like tossin' a ball to my grandbaby boy?
The giggles and the wiggles that generate joy?
Re-emphasize those smile lines
Crows feet are showy wrinkles!
For with every glance, they only enhance
Sparklin' eyes that twinkle! SING CHORUS

Song Length
4:41
Genres
Pop - General, Pop - Dreampop
Tempo / Feel
Medium (111 - 130)
Lead Vocal
Female Vocal
Moods
Content, Charming

Subject Matter
Age, Aging, Change

Similar Artists
Peter, Paul & Mary, Joan Baez
Language
English
Era
2000 and later

Lyric Credits Kate Carpenter
Music Credits Kate Carpenter
Producer Credits Jamie DeFrates/Scott Griffin
Publisher Credits Kate Carpenter
Performance Credits Kate Carpenter
Label Credits Kate Carpenter