Michael Fuller

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Country - General | Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Total Song Plays: 15   
Member Since: 2005
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Plays:

2

Song Description

A guy has his first relationship with a small-chested woman. (L.B.T.'s)

Story Behind the Song

A VERY old joke of mine. I finally got around to putting a melody to it after listening to Rodney Carrington comedy CD's. I am a huge fan of the adult country comedy genre, so this is my tribute to the new guys like Rodney and the old classic '70's stuff from Gene Tracy,etc.

Lyrics

L.B.T. (MATURE SUBJECT MATTER)
(Written by: Michael H. Fuller ? January 10th, 2005)

WELL MY BUDDY MET A GAL WITH LITTLE BITTY TITTIES
AND HE DIDN?T KNOW WHAT TO DO
HE?D ALWAYS BEEN ATTRACTED TO FULL FIGURED WOMEN
HE KINDA ENJOYED THE VIEW (DON?T YOU?)

BUT HE WAS DIGGIN? ON HER & SHE WAS DIGGIN? ON HIM
SO THERE WAS ONLY ONE THING TO DO
HE HAD TO FIND OUT WHAT LITTLE BITTY TITTIES
COULD DO FOR A FULL FIGURE FOOL

SO HE TOOK HER OUT FOR DANCIN? AND A LITTLE ROMANCIN?
HE WAS CHARMIN? SUAVE AND COOL
AND HE WINED HER AND DINED HER AND TRIED TO CONVINCE HER
MAKIN? LOVE IS WHAT THEY SHOULD DO

HE GOT ?ER DRUNK ON WINE AND HE USED HIS BEST LINES
AND DON?T YOU KNOW IN AN HOUR OR TWO
HE HAD ?ER BUTT NEKKID IN THE BACK OF HIS CAR
AND SHE WAS TAKIN? HIM TO ?A? CUP SCHOOL

(chorus)
WELL THEY JIGGLED AND THEY WIGGLED AND HE MADE HER GIGGLE
WHEN HE TOLD HER THEY WAS SO DAMN CUTE
AND SHE BOUNCED AROUND LIKE SHE WAS DOIN? GYMNASTICS
BUT HE SWORE THEM TITS NEVER MOVED

HE SAYS HE STILL AIN?T SOLD ON HER LITTLE BITTY TITTIES
BUT HE?S THINKIN? IT?LL BE OKAY
CAUSE WHEN HE REACHED DOWN / AND FELT AROUND
THAT WOMAN HAD ASS FOR DAYS

WELL MY BUDDY AND THE GAL WITH THE LITTLE BITTY TITTIES
GOT MARRIED IN THE FALL
NOW THEY?RE SCREWIN? IN THE KITCHEN, THEY?RE SCREWIN? IN THE LIVIN? ROOM
& UP AND DOWN THE HALL

(chorus)
AND THEY JIGGLE AND THEY WIGGLE AND HE MAKE HER GIGGLE
WHEN HE TELL HER THEY?RE SO DAMN CUTE
AND SHE BOUNCES AROUND LIKE SHE?S DOIN? GYMNASTICS
BUT HE SWEARS THEM TITS NEVER MOVE

NOW YOU MIGHT WONDER JUST HOW MY BUDDY
GOT A WOMAN THAT?S SO DAMN HOT
SHE TOLD HIM SHE LIKES FELLERS WITH LITTLE BITTY PECKERS
AND HE SAID BABY THAT?S WHAT I GOT !

(chorus)
OH, IT JIGGLES AND IT WIGGLES AND IT MAKES HER GIGGLE
AND SHE TELLS HIM IT?S SO DAMN CUTE
AND SHE BOUNCES AROUND LIKE SHE?S DOIN? GYMNASTICS
HAVE MERCY, HE?S AFRAID TO MOVE !

NOW I DON?T THINK HE?S SAYIN? / THAT LITTLE / IS BETTER (spoken)HE SAYS HE STILL LIKE BIG UN?S TO THIS DAY
I THINK HE?S JUST SAYIN? THAT MORE THAN A MOUTH FULL
IS A PHRASE THAT WORKS BOTH WAYS / OK?

Song Length
3:02
Genre
Country - Contemporary
Tempo / Feel
Medium Fast (131 - 150)
Lead Vocal
Male Vocal
Mood
Pleased

Subject Matter
Breasts, Relationship

Similar Artists
Marty Stuart, Travis Tritt
Language
English
Era
2000 and later

Lyric Credits Michael H. Fuller
Music Credits Michael H. Fuller
Producer Credits Michael H. Fuller
Publisher Credits None
Performance Credits Michael H. Fuller
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