Song Description
The story of a tiny Mexican town conquered by the legendary stomach of "El Lardo" who eats them into oblivion.
Song Length |
3:18 |
Genre |
Latin - General, Pop - Rock |
Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
Outraged, Heartbreaking |
Subject |
Comedy, Funny, Fat |
Similar Artists |
Los Lobos |
Language |
English |
Lyrics
ONCE, HE CAME TO OUR VILLAGE
TO RAPE AND TO PILLAGE
HE CAME FOR OUR NACHOS?
AND CHILE CON QUESO
HE ATE OUR BURRITOS
AND ALL OF OUR TACOS
HE WORE RED ZAPATOS
OH?.DID HE LOVE TO EAT-O
HE WAS MUY GORDO
HIS NAME WAS EL LARDO
NEXT? HE WANTED TEQUILA
TO WASH DOWN TORTILLAS
OH DIOS MIO?HE ATE MY BAMBINO
AY? HE DRANK OUR CHIPOTLE
HE SLEPT IN OUR HOTEL
HE ATE ALL OUR RICE?
SI? HE ATE CHIMICHANGOS
OH HE PLAYED THE BONGOS
AND ON HIS HEAD, HE WORE MINI SOMBREROS
HA? HE ATE HIS OWN BURRO
HE ATE ALL OUR CHURROS
COVERED WITH BROWN SUGAR
THEN? HE WENT FOR OUR CRÈME
HE HAD SOUR CREAM GUNS
HE HAD SEVEN ON A SIDE
UNO?DOS, TRES, QUARTO, FIVO, SIXO, SIETE, OCHO,
NINO, TENO, ONCE, DOSE, THIRTEENSE, CATORCE
HE SHOT 14 BURRITOS?WITH HIS SOUR CREAM GUNS
HE ATE FOURTEEN BURRITOS?ALL WITH CON CRÈME
BUT HE JUST MYTH, WITH MINI-SOMBREROS
BUT HE?S JUST A MYTH? HIS NAME WAS EL LARDO