El Lardo

Song Description

The story of a tiny Mexican town conquered by the legendary stomach of "El Lardo" who eats them into oblivion.

Song Length 3:18 Genre Latin - General, Pop - Rock
Tempo Medium Fast (131 - 150) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Outraged, Heartbreaking Subject Comedy, Funny, Fat
Similar Artists Los Lobos Language English

Lyrics

ONCE, HE CAME TO OUR VILLAGE
TO RAPE AND TO PILLAGE
HE CAME FOR OUR NACHOS?
AND CHILE CON QUESO

HE ATE OUR BURRITOS
AND ALL OF OUR TACOS
HE WORE RED ZAPATOS

OH?.DID HE LOVE TO EAT-O
HE WAS MUY GORDO
HIS NAME WAS EL LARDO

NEXT? HE WANTED TEQUILA
TO WASH DOWN TORTILLAS
OH DIOS MIO?HE ATE MY BAMBINO

AY? HE DRANK OUR CHIPOTLE
HE SLEPT IN OUR HOTEL
HE ATE ALL OUR RICE?

SI? HE ATE CHIMICHANGOS
OH HE PLAYED THE BONGOS
AND ON HIS HEAD, HE WORE MINI SOMBREROS

HA? HE ATE HIS OWN BURRO
HE ATE ALL OUR CHURROS
COVERED WITH BROWN SUGAR

THEN? HE WENT FOR OUR CRÈME
HE HAD SOUR CREAM GUNS
HE HAD SEVEN ON A SIDE

UNO?DOS, TRES, QUARTO, FIVO, SIXO, SIETE, OCHO,
NINO, TENO, ONCE, DOSE, THIRTEENSE, CATORCE
HE SHOT 14 BURRITOS?WITH HIS SOUR CREAM GUNS
HE ATE FOURTEEN BURRITOS?ALL WITH CON CRÈME

BUT HE JUST MYTH, WITH MINI-SOMBREROS
BUT HE?S JUST A MYTH? HIS NAME WAS EL LARDO

Lyrics Schultz/Vitner Music Schultz
Producer Schultz Publisher HyBy Records
Performance BVX Label HyBy Records

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