Lyrics

TWO PAIRS OF SHOES
(Marna Bales, Jody Boyd)

Well it started last Friday
We were dressed to the nines
I had my new dress on he had his old boots shined
We?d gone out for some fun and a meal
But by the end of the night I?d become the third wheel

The waitress she poured on the wine and her charm
And when she thought I would miss it she?d brush up on his arm
It was the finest service yeah she gave to my man
That waitress was schemin? comin? up with a plan

After the salad, my man said ?scuse me
I?ll be right back, he said so not to confuse me
As the time went by, decided I had to go
But boy what a shock behind the ladies room door

CHORUS
There were two pairs of shoes under stall number one
The two of them laughin? having too much fun
Two pairs of shoes were starin? face to face
Until I shouted his name and they ran out of the place
(My man with that waitress right behind him)

A few days later he shows up at my place
With two dozen roses and the egg on his face
Said he?s sorry for messin? up our big night
But my temper was ragin? so we started a fight

Out on the lawn, a real neighborhood show
I hit him three times with the pink flamingo
He started cryin? as he ran down the street
So I shouted out, Hey my men don?t cheat!
I saw ?

CHORUS
Two pairs of shoes under stall number one
The two of them laughin? having too much fun
Two pairs of shoes were staring face to face
Until I shouted his name and they ran out of the place

There were two pairs of shoes under stall number one
The two of them laughin? having too much fun
Two pairs of shoes well what a snake in the grass
Thought that he loved me, I thought he had class

Two pairs of shoes, that what I saw
Two pairs of shoes, Right there under that stall
Two pairs of shoes, You know boy I?d recognize those boots anywhere
Two pairs of shoes, My shoes are outta here oh