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Song DescriptionWhat if you bought a Christmas tree this year and it had TICKS in it....what would you do??
Have your can of Raid ready!!!
Story Behind the SongHeard this news flash on The Jimmy Kimmel's Show in 2017, but it could happen again this year, so check your trees............and have your can of Raid ready!!!
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Broadjam Member Reviews
I love comedy and I'm glad you're having a good time with it. It sounds like it anyway. The music and production are great!
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Sam Cooper
A fun one Art!! That sounds like your usual sax player.....awesome!! Is the flute from loops? Sounds like an AC vocal!
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Greg Johnson
The Christmas Tick Song
Marg & Art Corey/BMI Copyright 2015 (c)
This is a News update.......
This year in the North Pacific
There's been an...... outbreak
Ticks......in Christmas trees
It's tragic, it's incomprehensible......
1st Verse
There's ticks on my body, ticks in my tree
Oh, my Lord what's Santa done to me
He left me an ointment, and a little short note
You should have been good, is all he wrote.......
Ticks in the tree.......
Oh, ticks in the tree........
2nd Verse
Oh, my gosh they're startin' itch
Let me tell you this Christmas is a Bitch
They're swingin' from the branches
Jumpin from the tree
I even think they're singin' Jingle Bells to me......
Chorus
Well, I'm buyin' a fake tree already lit
Yeah, I'm buyin' a tree without any ticks
Them bugs are on my dogs and on my cats
There even livin' in my Coon skin Cap....
3rd Verse
Now, Santa came down the chimney
And put those ticks in my Christmas tree
But, maybe next year I'll try to be better
And even wear Aunt Tilly's, crapy ol' sweater.....
Ending.........
Oh no.....I just found out.......
I can't burn this tree......
We're in a drought...........
I'm so screwed
Bulletin......they're recalling fake trees
Song Length
3:47
Genres
Unique - Comedy, Blues - General
Tempo / Feel
Medium Slow (91 - 110)
Lead Vocal
Male Vocal
Moods
Annoyed, Anxious
Subject Matter
Insects, Disgust
Similar Artist
Herman Melville
Language
English
Era
2000 and later
| Lyric Credits |
Marg & Art Corey |
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| Music Credits |
Art Corey |
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| Producer Credits |
Art Corey |
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| Performance Credits |
Art Corey and the Guys at Band-in-a-Box and studio One 3.0 |
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