He Likes His Women Stupid

Song Description

Written after garnering many years' experience in observing men's behavior in bars.

Song Length 3:16 Genre Country - Honky Tonk, Country - Rockabilly
Tempo Medium Fast (131 - 150) Lead Vocal Female Vocal
Mood In High Spirits, Affable Subject Feminism, Other
Similar Artists Blues Traveler, Chet Atkins Language English
Era 1990 - 1999

Lyrics

Oh, there she stands, a vision
Across that smoky bar
She can barely form a thought
Much less a sentence?

So he zones in for the kill?
He?s been struck again by Cupid ?

HOT DAMN!
HE LIKES HIS WOMEN STUPID!

She?s all tits and ass and hair
All empty, vacant stare
And a pretty smile as long as
He is buyin? ?

And the more brain-dead, the better
She?s a lobotomy
In a skin-tight sweater
He?ll run like hell as soon as
She starts cryin?.

Hey, boy ?
What else can ya do?
It?s so obvious that the brainy girls
Are such a threat to you.

Would you entertain the thought ?
Or the possibility ?
Of the challenge of a woman
With an I.Q. over three?

She?s just barely legal ?
So he eyes her like an eagle
?Cuz tonite he knows that
He?s gonna get him some.

And the trick is to keep her drinkin?
?Cuz by now his dick is doin? all the thinkin? ?
He?ll worry ?bout tomorrow when it comes.

Hey, boy ?
What else can ya do?
It?s so obvious that the brainy girls
Are such a threat to you.
Would you entertain the thought ?
Or the possibility ?
Of the challenge of a woman
With an I.Q. over three?

There she?s sittin?
Such a vision
?Cross that crowded bar
She can barely form a thought
Much less a sentence.

So he zones in for the kill
He?s been struck again by Cupid
HOT DAMN HE LIKES HIS WOMEN STUPID

So he zones in for the kill
He?s been struck again by Cupid
HOT DAMN HE LIKES HIS WOMEN STUPID
HOT DAMN HE LIKES HIS WOMEN STUPID
HOT DAMN HE LIKES HIS WOMEN STUPID!








Lyrics Lynn Ann Witting Music Lynn Ann Witting
Producer Lynn Ann Witting Publisher Lynn Ann Witting
Performance Lynn Ann Witting & Gate 18
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