Lyrics

THREE-DRINK ME
(Leroy Young)

When I'm sober I don't say much 'specially in a crowd
Cause small talk and minglin' are things I can live without
But give me just one drink I'll make a party come alive
I start flirting with the waitress and making jokes 'bout my ex-wife

But when I get that second one I do a back-flip off the bar
I do naked karaoke and impersonate ol' Garth
But man, when I have that third one, there's magic in my mystic
I do a tipsy transformation into three-drink me

Three-drink me - oh, you oughta see me dance (when I'm)
Three-drink me - I'm the master of romance
You may not dig who I am when I'm sober as can be
But the world just seems to love three-drink me

I met a girl at the bar .... I was finishing my third
I had on my silver tongue, seemed to be impressing her
At breakfast that next day she said you're different from last night
Man, what was I thinking - she only loved my rowdy side!
(Yeah, she loved)

Three-drink me - Oh, she loved to watch me dance (when I was)
Three-drink me - I was her master of romance
She didn't dig who I was when I was sober as could be
But she couldn't get enough of Three-drink me

Well. she may be schizophrenic cause she keeps on coming round
And I see she gets her hopes up every time I sober .... down
(into)
[Repeat chorus 2]

She left scratch marks on the back of Three-drink me

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