Story Behind The Song
Original musical screenplay featuring this song is available upon request. (775) 324-4300
Song Description
It's Christmas time and a young girl and her girlfriends are sitting around the tree talking about the many ways that "toys are better than boys". Obviously, "Toys don't slug you and toys don't bug you" and as far as these girls are concerned "Boys are gross and need to get a clue." but it's going to be a very merry Christmas in spite of them.
| Song Length |
2:53 |
Genre |
Unique - Children, Unique - Holiday |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
| Mood |
Cheerful, Delighted |
Subject |
Fun, Comedy, Funny |
| Similar Artists |
Mandy Moore |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Toys Are Better Than Boys
©2005 Simons & Cameron
Oh, I love Christmas time
It?s so fun, especially when my girlfriends arrive
But then my little brother spoils it....pretty much every time
Proving once again
(What the girls all have in mind)
TOYS ARE BETTER THAN BOYS
-Toys won?t slug you...Toys don?t bug you
TOYS ARE BETTER THAN BOYS
Yes they are; yes they are by far
-Take it from a girl...Who knows about the world
It?s an easy choice
TOYS ARE BETTER THAN BOYS
Oh, I Love Christmas day
It?s so fun to be the angel in the homeroom play
But then the boys at school all ruin it...in pretty much every way
Proving once again
(What the girls at school all say)
TOYS ARE BETTER THAN BOYS
-Toys won?t hit at you...Toys don?t spit at you
TOYS ARE BETTER THAN BOYS
Yes they are; yes they are by far
-Take it from a girl...Who knows about the world
It?s the same old noise
TOYS ARE BETTER THAN BOYS
Oh, I love Christmas morn
It?s so fun, it?s so great, it?s so warm
But then my little brother wrecks it all...pretty much since he was born
Proving once again
(What the girls and me all warn)
TOYS ARE BETTER THAN BOYS
-Toys won?t hurt you...Toys don?t squirt you
TOYS ARE BETTER THAN BOYS
Yes they are; yes they are by far
-Take it from a girl...Who knows about the world
It?s a simple choice
TOYS ARE BETTER THAN BOYS
Lane Gordon Music (775) 324-43000