Kim Imber

Kim Imber

facebook twitter
Folk - Rock | Beaumaris, Tasmania, Australia
Total Song Plays: 1,484   
Member Since: 2004
   Last Login: 12/1/2020

Profile    Songs    Albums    Videos    Photos    Playlists    Comments    Bios    Connections    Endorsements   

Tip Jar   

Sign up for Broadjam today to follow Kim Imber, and be notified when they upload new stuff or update their news!

Plays:

4

Song Description

A humourous song about a redneck beer drinker and his wife

Lyrics

Ezmaline

Chorus

Whoa oh o oh, my Ezmaline
how I love my little Ezzie, yeah, yeah, yeah, my Ezmaline

Verse1

Ezmaline had a funny name, but I love that girl so (you know what I mean)
Bright red hair, buck teeth and 200 pounds, a fashion queen to go (how I love her fashion)
Its just that when we kissed her nose got in the way (and she had a big one)
and just like every other part of her, that thing used to sway
I recall the time we went to dinner on our anniversary (what a celebration)
Ezmaline had at the15 pound burger and the salad and chips were free (what a bargain)
It was great to see that girl eat, she did it so well (that was her special gift)
and in her own words ...?I don?t give a damn if I?m overweight, youse can all just go to hell?

Chorus

Ezmaline cooked me fried eggs each morning, swimming in oil
chop the wood, clean the home, sometimes I think I was spoiled (spoiled rotten)
and even though we?ve got 6 kids I was never too sure about that (the milkman was smiling)
they all seem to have all my qualities, 6 little brats
You see I took them on holiday, late last year
they could watch the television all day and I could drink heaps of beer
I just couldn?t understand it when Ezzie said she wanted to do something different ( I thought it was in bed)
and I got a little dark each evening when she said she wanted to keep her distance - after all, we were on holidays

Chorus

Maybe it was about the time I didn?t tell her, I had a bit on the side
on that football trip to the city where, I just went for the ride
I met a lady in the bar one night and after 30 beers she wasn?t too bad (it was the beer goggles)
and now I?m famous at the football club because - it was a he in drag
then came the day when Ezmaline left me, what a relief (you have to fight for freedom)
20 years of hell I thought and now I?m released
Now I go to the bar each evening and try to forget my best friend Jim ( Jim the milkman)
he?s the one who took my Ezmaline - geez I miss him

Who oh o oh Ezzie?s with Jim, Ezzie?s with ...him ..Jim, Ezzie?s with him...whatever his name is, what did he do that for, come back to me Jim, I?m crying in my beer here Jim...there?s a beer over here with your name on it Jim ...and I?ll even buy one for Ezzie

Song Length
4:25
Genres
Folk - Alternative, Spoken Word - Humor
Tempo / Feel
Medium (111 - 130)
Lead Vocal
Duet Male
Moods
Affable, Cheerful

Subject Matter
Life, Relationship

Similar Artists
Jim Croce, Jimmy Buffett
Language
English
Era
2000 and later

Lyric Credits Kim Imber
Music Credits Kim Imber
Producer Credits Kim Imber
Publisher Credits Kim Imber
Performance Credits Kim Imber
Label Credits Plop! records