Lyrics

Mr. Resistor has got a beautiful sister
I'd love to play twister with her
Her beauty is blinding she's intellectually grinding
Every time I'm with her I feel rude
So plug it in and switch it on, I'll tune myself to you.

Mr. Resistor has an upgraded transistor
Now I get to tune to virtual porn
There's dirty Denise, girls dressed up just like police
And each time I tune in I get the horn

Just because she's a computer, doesn't mean that I'm a nutter
I've news for you I am your future, and it's oh so tickety boo
I'm like you, I'm like you, I'm your future

Lead the way 'll follow you
You say jump that's what I'll do

Mr. Resistor let's me be a him or her
Now I'm no longer sure who I am
I've been a banker a priest, worked for the secret police
Yes I'm a schizo my life's one big scam

Lead the way I'll follow you
You say jump that's what I'll do

So plug it in and switch it on I'll tune myself to you
Wash my brain for half a day whenever I'm with you
Hello! It's me again, virtual friend, I'm your future