Story Behind The Song

Not much of one, I just thought of a guy who might be comical, but wants to be taken seriously.

Song Description

A guy who is trying buy seems to trip over himself at every turn

Lyrics

Gonna tell you a story that will make you sad
If you don't leave now, you'll wish that you had
The worst situation that you could possibly think
You see I'm skinny and ugly and out of work
Don't smile much cause they call it a smirk
Oh barmaid pour me one more drink
I got the ugliest dog and the meanest sister
She'll tear you apart like a tornado twister
And her girlfriends kick me when I give em a wink
I got a coal miners back and a boxers face
My features spread all over the place
Oh barmaid pour me one more drink
You know all these things I've got to change, some how take and rearrange
surely life's not meant to be so rough
I gotta find me a girl to have and hold somewhere in this big ole world
about this time I've truly had enough
So listen up ladies I'm a loveable man
No need to hit me with your frying pan
And if you don't think so you're welcome to ask my shrink
But you say that death it couldn't be worse
And you'd rather marry Frankenstien first
Oh barmaid pour me one more drink
Oh barmaid pour me one more drink
Oh barmaid pour me one more dirnk