Story Behind The Song
I thought Reality Shows were off the mark and thought to make fun of them
Song Description
Reality Shows Versus Reality
| Song Length |
3:00 |
Genre |
Country - Alternative, Country - Contemporary |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Nervous, Jovial |
Subject |
Conservative , Sanity/Insanity |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
My Ultimate Reality Show
Copyright 2009 Joseph Miller
323-899-3652
singmysong4444@yahoo.com
Well Them TV folks done got it wrong about Reality Shows
If I had a thin dime for every darned time
They grab me up by the nose and I'm thinking
Oh Lord They'll Never Make it
But they always do come through
But they got nothing comes near to livin right here with me
In my "Ultimate Reality Show"
Well "The Apprentice" became my President, the "Biggest Loser" is You and Me
There's 15 Million "Americans Idle" as far as the eye can see
Well "Americas Top Model" is Built in Japan
Course you're welcome to "dance" if you Still "think you Can"
Cause nothing comes near to livin right here with me in (my)
"Ultimate Reality Show"
The "Survivor" is my friendly banker he's got high up friends
Its when that Speaker of the House Speaks my "Fear Factor" kicks in.
The Tribe thought they'd voted but they all just got "Punked"
And I may just have to "Pimp My Bride" to pay for someones Junk
Cause nothing comes near to livin right here with me in the (my)
"Ultimate Reality Show"
My "Fat Obnoxious Fiance" done got to big to fail
An "Dog The Bounty Hunter" ought to throw some Congressmen in Jail
They're showing "Million Dollar Listings" (Cribs) while my Economies in the Tank
They got "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" but Hell I got Barney Frank
No nothing comes near to livin right here with me in my
"Ultimate Reality Show"
They got "Baby Borrowers" but we're borrowin from our Kids
They got "Ice Road Truckers" we go The Big Three on the Kids
Well The got the "Jackass" but come to think of it So did we
They got the "Girls Next Door Goin Wild" and I Got Nance and Hillary?
No nothing comes near to livin right here with me in my
"Ultimate Reality Show"
They Got the "Octomom" I got the Pentagon
They Got "Cash Cab" I'm in Rehab
They Got the Judge named "Ju Ju Judy"
I Got a wise Latina with a Bu Bu Booty
They Got Jerry Jerry Jerry
I got that Senator Named Harry
They got "American Chopper"
I got America All Chopped Up
No nothing comes near to livin right here with me in my
"Ultimate Reality Show"
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