Pooped On

Song Description

Trials and tribulations of parenthood.

Song Length 4:03 Genre Folk - Rock, Unique - Unclassified
Tempo Medium Fast (131 - 150) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Delighted, Jovial Subject Baby, Children, General
Similar Artists Weird Al Yankovic Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

Pooped on

It isn't easy to be a momma or daddy
You tend to face ferocious things
Like two year old biters and their fifty pound diapers
And projectile vomiting
They're good at desensitizing and nothing is surprising

When you get pooped on, puked on, peed on, sneezed on, farted on, snotted on
Everyday and night, especially when you're wearing white
When you get burped on, slurped on, spilled on, smeared on,
And given the evil eye when you don't get their order right.

How about those children, you got to love them.

People tried to tell me, but I didn't listen. I thought how could something so cute be so fierce.
But when I got that first taste, of pee in my mouth and face
I thought hmm, I think they have something here.

If I could have one wish, I'd go back to where it all started
And have my self scotch guarded.

Lyrics John Powers Music John Powers
Producer John Powers Publisher John Powers Publishing
Performance John Powers Label John Powers

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