Song Description
Trials and tribulations of parenthood.
Song Length |
4:03 |
Genre |
Folk - Rock, Unique - Unclassified |
Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
Delighted, Jovial |
Subject |
Baby, Children, General |
Similar Artists |
Weird Al Yankovic |
Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Pooped on
It isn't easy to be a momma or daddy
You tend to face ferocious things
Like two year old biters and their fifty pound diapers
And projectile vomiting
They're good at desensitizing and nothing is surprising
When you get pooped on, puked on, peed on, sneezed on, farted on, snotted on
Everyday and night, especially when you're wearing white
When you get burped on, slurped on, spilled on, smeared on,
And given the evil eye when you don't get their order right.
How about those children, you got to love them.
People tried to tell me, but I didn't listen. I thought how could something so cute be so fierce.
But when I got that first taste, of pee in my mouth and face
I thought hmm, I think they have something here.
If I could have one wish, I'd go back to where it all started
And have my self scotch guarded.