Story Behind The Song
GOT CHALLENGED TO SCHEME UP A HOLIDAY SONG FOR A CONTEST.THIS ONE TO COMPETE WITH GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER WHICH IS ABOUT THE MURDER OF GRANDMA WHILE MY SONG IS ONLY ABOUT INDEGESTION
Song Description
SANTA'S COSMIC TRIP, 2005 , 3:07 min John Harvill on Vocals and Guitar.
TOTAL FANCIFUL CHRISTMAS FART SONG which I believe every 10 year
Boy will eagerly embrace if given the chance.
CRITIQUES*: "The lyric is very entertaining...Your very fun
| Song Length |
3:11 |
Genre |
Unique - Holiday, Unique - Unclassified |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Affable, Jovial |
Subject |
Holidays , Comedy, Funny |
| Similar Artists |
Danny Elfman, Randy Newman |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
SANTA'S COSMIC TRIP
Chorus
Santa's been to Mars
And maybe other Stars
He clipped the old Big Dipper
To see if it would drip
The Reindeer have been barred
From boozing up in bars
And eating those little beans that stink!
His reindeer had been drinking booze
And eating beans for lift
Santa flic'd his bic
To get his cigar lite
At that time with a whine
The whole team let one slip
The blast heard a round the world
SANTA'S COSMIC TRIP
Chorus
The elves in the control tower
Screamed out Meteor Shower
Then they had to think
Did any others stink
Guided by a big red nose
Smoke trailing Santa's clothes
Seared naked was his plight
Back lite by the full moon light
Chorus
Severely burned and hung over
Santa wishes Christmas over
Reeking with the stank
Slept in a drunk tank
In a teddy with Viagra
Mrs. Crinkle waits for Santa
All them wrinkles in one place
Like the ones on Santa's face
Chorus
Help me Ruldolf ,she caught me