Song Description

His wife's cranky about his cheatin' and drinkin' ways, so if his drinkin' don't kill him, she's gonna!

Lyrics

If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me, She Will

Its five to six and I?m speedin? home late
To the special pot roast she?s planned all week
But the bar calls my name as I drive by
I?ll stop for just one, uh huh yah right

My friends Jack, n? Jim are lined up at the bar
With the short skirt girls, fun?s about to start
Time does fly when you?re flirtin? n talkin?
Til last calls made, and I?m a dead man walkin?

Cause if drinkin? don?t kill me, she will
I?m in the dog house and stayin? until
She?s done livin? in Cheatinheartsville
But if drinkin? don?t kill, me she will


Got a letter from her lawyer just the other day
Said sign by the X, we?d go our separate ways
She said she wasn?t bitter, that?s not what this says
She wants my truck, my boat, might as well be dead


Cause if drinkin don?t kill me, she will
I?m in the dog house and stayin? until
She?s done livin? in Cheatinheartsville
But if drinkin don?t kill, me she will


She?s got something that makes me wanna think
It?s one silver bullet that I don?t wanna drink


Cause if drinkin don?t kill me, she will
I?m in the dog house and stayin? until
She?s done livin? in Cheatinheartsville
Cause if drinkin don?t kill, me she will

Cause if drinkin don?t kill me, she will
If drinkin don?t kill, me she will