Song Description
A parody of "dead teen" songs (Teen Angel, Tell Laura I Love Her, etc.), that both kids and parents will love.
| Song Length |
3:32 |
Genre |
Unique - Children |
Lyrics
The Toy Box Ate My Brother
Music by George Hanlon
Words by Jeff Mondak
The race was on to get a toy
And Thomas was the winner
He beat me to the toy box
But he ended up as dinner
The toy box ate my brother
'cause he made a tragic blunder
He entered with a head-first dive
And quickly got pulled under
The toy box ate my brother
And now he wants another
The toy ate my brother
And now he's after you
He kicked his feet and called my name
While our toy box drooled and slurped
I knew dear Thomas was no more
When that toy box loudly burped
The toy box ate my brother
And now he wants another
The toy ate my brother
And now he's after you
No toy box can be trusted
So I make this solemn promise
I'll rid the world of all of them
In memory of poor Thomas
I know you must be frightened
So I will help you, girls and boys
Just ship your toy box off to me
Along with all of your new toys
The toy box ate my brother
And now he wants another
The toy ate my brother
And now he's after you