Song Description

This humorous song tells the famous story of when Santa and his elves mopped the floor with Frosty the Snowman's in a bar fight.

Lyrics

Santa's Fighting Frosty

'twas a cold night in December
At a lonely northern bar
The details few remember
But someone went too far
Was it a joke about ol' Prancer?
Did someone say he smelled?
We'll never know the answer,
But we know what Cratchit yelled:

Santa's fighting Frosty and he isn't fighting fair
His evil elves are with him and they're swarming everywhere
Santa's fighting Frosty and he's kicking Frosty's ice
It's ho-ho-ho ho-horrible when the jolly man's not nice

'tho Frosty once had magic
When he wore his special hat
That evening things turned tragic
Because Santa knocked him flat
His carrot nose went flying
And he broke a tree-branch arm
Mr. Scrooge was crying
When he called out his alarm:

Santa's fighting Frosty like a tank of CO2
I think he knows karate and I'm sure he knows kung fu
Santa's fighting Frosty and destruction is his goal
He kneed him in the snowballs and crushed his lumps of coal

Santa's fists were pounding
He pummeled without stop
And then poor Frosty was no more
They wrung him from the mop
Please don't mess with Santa
When whiskey's on his breath
The only gift he'll bring to you
Is a violent winter's death

Santa fought with Frosty and no one knows just why
He never gave a reason and he had no alibi
Santa fought with Frosty, and though it isn't right
His friends up at the North Pole refuse to extradite

Santa fought with Frosty on a cold night long ago
Let's raise a glass to Frosty when we see the year's first snow