Don't Eat Me

Story Behind The Song

A woman answers a personal ad, much to her regret

Song Description

Kinky gone too far

Song Length 2:46 Genre Country - General, Country - Contemporary
Tempo Multiple Tempos Lead Vocal Female Vocal
Mood Troubled Subject Dysfunctional Relations
Similar Artists Dolly Parton Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

DON'T EAT ME
Music and Lyrics by Daniel Curzon
VERSE #1:
I CONFESS I WAS LONELY,
OVERWEIGHT AND SORT OF HOMELY.
EVEN THOUGH YOUR GRAMMAR WAS BAD,
. . . I ADMIT I ANSWERED YOUR AD
VERSE #2:
OH, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER
WHEN THERE WAS SWEAT ON YOUR SWEATER.
BUT YOU WERE SO CUDDLY AND CUTE
. . . IN YOUR FABULOUS BIRTHDAY SUIT!
CHORUS:
NOW I'VE BOUGHT ME A GUN
AND I'M WAITIN' FOR YOU, HON.
DON'T BEAT ME.
DON'T EAT ME.
DON'T DARE SAY YOU COMPLETE ME!
IF YOU COME THROUGH THAT DOOR,
I SWEAR, I SWEAR, I SWEAR I WILL LOVE YOU NO MORE!
VERSE #3:
SO IT WAS KINKY, OKAY!? [7]
THEN IT WAS NOT. JUST STINKY ALL THE DAY.
AND NEXT CAME THE STALKING FROM YOU.
. . . IT WAS ALL TOO BAD TO BE TRUE. [8]
REPEAT CHORUS
NOW I'VE BOUGHT ME A GUN
AND I'M WAITING FOR YOU, HON.
DON'T BEAT ME.
DON'T EAT ME.
DON'T DARE SAY YOU COMPLETE ME!
IF YOU COME THROUGHN THAT DOOR,
I SWEAR, I SWEAR, I SWEAR I WILL LOVE YOU NO MORE!

VERSE #4:
I'VE CALLED THE SHERIFF ON YOU
THEY'LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE OR TWO.
AND I'LL TELL THEM AIM FOR YOUR HEAD.
JUST HOPE THEY DON'T SHOOT ME INSTEAD.

VERSE #5:
LOVE IS A DANGEROUS GAME.
IT CAN LEAVE YOU BROKEN AND LAME.
YET I KNOW THAT THIS MUCH IS TRUE.
THAT YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHEN IT'S THROUGH.

REPEAT CHORUS.
ENDING: IF YOU COME THROUGH THAT DOOR,
I WILL LOVE YOU NO MORE.
(spoken) I SWEAR!

Lyrics Daniel Curzon Music Daniel Curzon
Producer Tunedly Publisher Ida Vanola Music
Performance Meliesa McConell

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