Lyrics

I let one go under the mistletoe
and nobody seemed to know
it sure cleared out the corner
put 'em off the hot dogs
made 'em pray to god

I let one go under the mistletoe
I mean it spread like sn...ow...
it sure cleaned out the losers
made their blue eyes water
you should've seem them all
with the tall Lisol

Merry (Pause, and a strained release) Christmas
Merry (Pause, and a strained release) Christmas, s.b.d.
hold your nose
here it goes
Merry (Pause, and a strained release) Christmas
Merry (Pause, and a strained release) Christmas, s.b.d.

now I'm alone under the mistletoe
where nobody ever goes
now all the food is tainted
can't even eat the bread
wish I'd thought ahead

now all that's left to eat is mistletoe
Christmas, so everything's closed!
I wish I had a girlfriend
(Getting upset) fixes me something deep fried
tells me it's all right

(Heart breaking music break, at the end of which he starts to cry, sniffs)

Merry (Pause, and cries) Christmas
Merry (Pause, and cries) Christmas, s.b.d.
feed me, please...
it's Christmas...!
Merry (Pause, and cries) Christmas
Merry (Pause, and cries) Christmas
I'm sorry...! (Cries to fade out)