Story Behind The Song

She took everything. I don't want to talk about it.

Song Description

You won't find it here. She took it all. I can't even find the Discovery Channel now!

Lyrics

I got married on Christmas day
thinking it was a good idea
thinking it was so romantic
never thinking about the future
and now I'm in a panic

(A tuneful vamp of repetition)
she took the dog
she took the cat
she took the gloves
she took the car
she took the drinks cabinet
she took the gold
she took all the shoes
she took the HD DVD TV
she took the Sony VAIO
she took the chestnut drawers
she took our kids
she took the dishes
she took all our good friends
she took the Triscuits
she took the deodorant (Ban!)
she took the Welcome mat
she took the tongs! for god's sake
she took the Wheather Channel (I can't find it!)
she took the photo albums
she took the beer
she took the herb garden
she took the blackberry incense
and the Blackberry
she took the claw hammers
she took the internet
she took the fish, but not the castle
she took the pots
she took the hedges
she took my notebooks
she took my socks
she took Tommy's refrigerator drawings
and she took the fridge
she took the thermostat
she took the floorboards
she took my Flash comic books
she took all the cardboard
and she took the very hair from my legs
of course she didn't touch the vacuum

I got MARRIED