Lyrics

Halloween Science

©2009 Don Shearer

Verse 1
I built the very first psychokinetic love gun ever advertised on TV
from my imagination and a kit I bought online,
I was so sure I could make you see that
despite my obvious imperfections, my heart's aim is true.
But you deflected my transmissions, denied me all permissions, and I
missed the mark with you

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Halloween Science
Halloween Science
Gonna make you give your love to me

Halloween Science
Halloween Science
My techno-magic fantasy

Part biological, part household appliance,
Gonna sell my soul for Halloween Science
'Cause all I want is that recipe
that will bring you back to me.

Verse 2

I kidnapped a methodist minister,
just some guy I picked up off the street,
and locked him in my laboratory
with a sorceress who was really quite sweet.
I concocted a pretty pink love liqueur, and then I tested that charming brew:
The preacher and the witch went home together,
but the potion didn't work on you.

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Verse 3
I swore I'd have you 'til the end of time
and so I mastered the darkest arts.
I robbed countless graves to build the perfect creature
from recycled celebrity body parts.
I sent my trusted zombie slave to bring you home for our wedding night,
but that B-movie monster stole your heart,
it was true love at first bite.

Chorus

©2009 Don Shearer