Lyrics

If things go wrong and you feel like you're losing your grip
Your sister's a Moony and your brother's becoming a pimp
Your parents are splitting and you're falling in a big black hole
Why don't you join the army 'cause we have things under control

Join the army its lots of fun, join the army, we'll take anyone
Join the army, you'll have no regrets
the things you do you'll never forget

Oh there is no greater joy for any boy or girl
than to keep the peace and help people all over the world
And when the work is over at the end of the day
We'll have a good time but we'll try not to get carried away