Lyrics

Parallel Universe

First a moment comes
Then another one
Hate to tell you son, there goes the day
Away, away

In the bathroom mirror
What has happened here?
Someone?s father has taken the place
Of my pretty face

On no, how horrible, this cannot be
In my parallel universe
These things don?t happen to me
Oh no, no, no

At the donut shop
Counter girl is hot
Looks at me in an intimate way
Can you come play?

She says, ?Pardon me?
I smile knowingly
?You have frosting all over your face,
Thank-you sir, here?s your change?

Oh no, how horrible, this cannot be?

I should be a film star
Not some Larry in a fern bar
I don?t get so nervous in my parallel universe
I should be on T.V.
You should pay to see me
Got a whole head of hair in my parallel universe

In my yard at night
Pray with all my might
For the heavens to show me the plan
Pick me, here I am

They say, ?donut guy
Are you asking why?
There?s a reason you can?t understand
Don?t be sad, little man?

Oh no, how horrible, this cannot be
Who do they think they?re messing with?
Those stars are laughing at me