Lyrics

Shaolin Master
Dave Corwin

All through the ages we have looked to the sky
Hoping and praying that our soul will not die
Some priests use beads to attain the light
But I'd bet on the Shaolin monk any time in a fight

I'm gonna balance some buckets while standing on swords
Gonna focus on Buddha while being struck with boards
Yeah, I'm going to the temple, gonna climb every stair
And when I get back, enemies beware

I wish I were a Shaolin Master
With a deep bow I'd show my grace
And if I were a Shaolin Master
I'd put the bad guys back in their place

Well I might have no hair
But I can snatch a fly right from the air
And yeah, this looks a lot like a dress
But with my Kung Fu moves I can kick your ass

I wish I were a Shaolin Master
I'd breathe real slow for inner peace
And if I were a Shaolin Master
I'd smack down the baddies with the greatest of ease

I wish I were a Shaolin Master
In complete control and my soul flying
And if I were a Shaolin Master
I'd bust up the villains without even trying

I wish I were a Shaolin Master
With a deep bow I'd show my grace
And if I were a Shaolin Master
I'd put all the bad guys back in their place