Song Description

nursing home antics gone awry

Lyrics

My name's Clarence, some call me Slo Mo'
I was forced to retire, many years ago
the kids don't want me living alone
so they sent me off to this supervised home

but I'm not ready to pack it in, last night I snuck out and got a
bottle of gin...came back and winked at a blue haired wren
a young octagenarian...I made a move, I heard a crack..I think it was
something in my back.. just when I had her ready for romance...whoops, I pooped my pants

well that was Tuesday and she likely forgot...or was it Thursday and
was she that hot... My memories not what it used to be...they can change
the sheets, they're not changing me (chorus)