Song Length |
3:48 |
Genre |
Country - Contemporary, Pop - General |
Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
Ecstatic, Jovial |
Subject |
Ass, Falling in Love |
Similar Artists |
Brooks & Dunn, Shania Twain |
Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
All In The Jeans
Words & Music by Charles David Ware
Copyright 2004 All Rights Reserved
Pardon me, baby, can I buy your leave?
I've got fifty bucks ridin' on whether you breathe
Are you victimized by a mean appe-tight?
Just a little indecent but I think it's alright
I'm wonderin' when you started pourin' it in
Can you even wedge a sliver 'tween denim and skin?
Chorus
It's all in the jeans
DNA stretchin' the seams
It's all in the jeans
I'm guessin' you're a tease but I don't know who to tell
I've got a fifty in my pocket if you're lookin' to sell
Are my chances any better if I play by the rules?
I've got a seven-shooter, baby needs a new pair of shoes
I'm dizzy and I'm woozy, room is startin' to spin
Can I even get a finger 'tween denim and skin?
Chorus
It's all in the jeans
DNA stretchin' the seams
It's all in the jeans
Anatomically pristine
It's all in the jeans
You've got a Cuisinart mixin' in your denim blues
Do your mama and your daddy know what happened to you?
Are you victimized by a mean appe-tight?
Just a little indecent but I'm sure it's alright
I'm wonderin' when you started pourin' it in
Can you even get a sliver 'tween denim and skin?
Chorus