Lyrics

A LITTLE PIECE OF ME

Byron Walls


Sometimes I?m not very nice to be with
I can be obnoxious and uncouth
Psychiatrists have told me it?s a pattern
That more than likely started in my youth
Stemming from a sad and painful truth

I?ve had a rotten disposition ever since my circumcision
My first post-natal, cradle memory
From that day to the present, I sure can get unpleasant,
Whenever anybody tries to get a piece of me

You can have my body, my heart?s yours for a song
But no one gets a piece of me unless I come along

Tax collectors hound me, my alimony grounds me,
I?m tired of being everyone?s cookie jar
My pound of flesh I?ve given so unless you?re tired of living,
Buzz off if you?re driven to get a little piece of me

Man cannot improve upon perfection God creates
Except for Dennis Rodman, God rarely makes mistakes

From the blood bank I get phone calls, the eye bank wants my eyeballs,
All my vital organs are spoken for
It?s time the world was tipped off, man, I?m tired of being ripped off,
Since that doctor flicked my bic off
They all want a piece, all want a piece, all want a piece of me.








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