Lyrics

Dressed up at ze high school dance
Request my favorite song by Amy Grants
I meet a girl with big sweaty hands
She took ze lead and we started to dance
She looked into my eyes
And grabbed me by ze tie
And said she wanting to kissing me
But then ze chaperons ran in screaming
And then the sprinkler system went off
WHAT HAPPENED?

I guess zey found a pube on z dancefloor
Someone said zey found a pube on z dancefloor
Apparently zey found a pube on z dancefloor
Und Mitch said zey found a pube on z dancefloor

I tried to tell them it wasn't my pube
Their accusations were not true
That girl with ze big sweat hands
She never called me again
I got depressed and I dropped out of high school
And my friends stopped taking to me
Ze fucking pube, it ruined my life
Now I don't believe in god and I carry a knife

Rumor has it theres a pube on z dancefloor
I'm sure zey found a pube on z dancefloor
I bet zey found a pube on z dancefloor
Zey speculate zey found a pube on z dancefloor

I know zey found a pube on z dancefloor
Ze janitor found a pube on z dancefloor
Sometimes zay find z pube on z dancefloor
Without a doubt they found a pube on z dancefloor