Lyrics

GROTTY WAG

I THINK IT WAS THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE
WE DID IT ALL JUST FOR KICKS
WE DIDN?T NEED SUB-STUFFS LIKE THIS
AND WHEN THERE WAS A KILL-JOY, WE?VE GIVEN HIM A SLUG

I?M DOWN ON THE DUMPS, I FEEL SO BLUE
I?S A BIT ROUGH ON ME, I TURN ON THE WATERWORKS
I?M NOT A WEEPY PERSON, I?M A REAL CARD
THEY SAID IT WAS A YAWN, AND THEN THEY GAVE ME THE BIRD

YOU KNOW THAT BEATS ME
WHY HAVE I TO LIVE IN A BUGHOUSE ?

YOU AREN?T VERY WITTY
YOUR GAB I ONLY DIPPY
YOU?RE FUNNY LIKE GYPSY TUMMY
A BANG-UP JOB FOR YOU IS PUSHING UP THE DAISIES

I PLAY A MUTT WITH A JERRY ON HIS HEAD
PRETENDING TO BE PICKLED, I FALL DOWN ON THE GROUND
WHY DON?T YOU LIKE MY JOKES, MY FUNS AND WITTY STORIES
WHEN I JOSH A BUTCH, A FATSO, PIPSQUEAK, GAWK AND LOFTY ?