Lyrics

Drunk Enough to Dance with You

Verse One
It's girl's night out - I'm hittin' the town
Having drinks with a couple of friends
Puttin' on the tease - just as pretty as you please
And then you come a-struttin' in
So high on your horse, you say "Pardon Senior"...
"That juke box is playing our song!"
"Put down your glass, and let's have a dance."
I say, "Now boy - don't ya get me wrong, but..."

Chorus 1
There ain't enough beer in Texas
to get me drunk enough to dance with you
But you can buy me a drink - if you really think
It's gonna do you any good
But there ain't enough beer in Texas
to get me drunk enough to dance with you

Verse Two
I swapped your bass boat for a leopard skin coat
And a purse and shoes that match
I hocked your shotgun for a weekend of fun
To forget that you gave me the shaft
Boy you've got some nerve if you think you deserve
The right to ask me to dance
You'll see hell freeze - before you dance with me
There's no way not even a chance

Chorus 2
And there ain't enough beer in Texas
to get me drunk enough to dance with you
So buy your ex-gal the next round
And you could hook-up my girlfriends too
But find yourself somebody else
To wear out your dancin' boots
Cause there ain't enough beer in Texas
to get me drunk enough to dance with you

Bridge
Now I have to laugh when I start thinkin' that
Your next girlfriend will be hurtin' like me
I'm sure it won't be long and she'll be singing my song
And we'll be singing in harmony
(ev'rybody now...)

Chorus
There ain't enough beer in Texas
to get me drunk enough to dance with you
Ya there ain't enough beer in Texas
to get me drunk enough to dance with you
Ya there ain't enough beer in Texas
to get me drunk enough to dance with you
Ya there ain't enough beer in Texas
to get me drunk enough to dance with
Y - O - U
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