Lyrics

Vet
Words by Igor (Michael Woodman)

You?ve been looking pale lately.
I?ll try and put some colour back in your cheeks.
That post?s already filled but I still applied

Sneak with your phone to the bathroom.
Until I?m like gravity on your brain
I?m not weightless I?m on course to collide with you
I love what I put you through
When I?m your

Day nurse ? walk with me arm in arm
Night ? we can sleep free from harm
Wet nurse ? when you?re feeling dry
I?ll be your vet
I?ll be your vet

I?m measured and I?m perfect
I?m plotting circles and sizing up descent
I?m not weightless I?m on course to collide.

Oh my dear
There?s nothing as quaint or queer
As a

Day nurse ? walk with me arm in arm
Night ? we can sleep free from harm
Wet nurse ? when you?re feeling dry
I?ll be your vet
I?ll be your vet

Get etherised on my table
I bet you didn?t think I could bring this home
It saves me trying to score it on the streets

We love it, this touch of class
Cloak and dagger, in this English farce
I will never allow dogs in this house.
Ground rules ? I will never suffer fools.
When I?m your

Doner ? harvest what you need.
Doctor ? I stole your medical history.
Student ? I?ve been taught what I should do,
When I?m a vet for the animal in you.
for the animal in you.
for the animal in you.
for the animal.