Story Behind The Song
This song was written during the 2012 Presidential elections after one candidate after another was caught up in a scandal and dropped out of the race. The answer for future politicians? Just tell all your dirty secrets before you start and get it over with!
Song Description
In light of all the scandals which ruined many Presidential hopeful's political careers in the 2012 elections, this song offers political advice to future candidates for President--Tell all your dirty secrets now before you start!
Song Length |
3:32 |
Genre |
Unique - Comedy, Unique - Comedy |
Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
Jovial, Cheerful |
Subject |
Government, Politician |
Similar Artists |
Weird Al Yankovic, Willie Nelson |
Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Oh--I'm gonna be the next President
And I got myself a plan
I'm telling all my dirty secrets
Before the newspaper can
Cuz I partied too much and took all those drugs
Wore tie die and was a hippie too
Haven't been to church in 30 years
And drink so much they call me Brew
I admit sometimes I even masturbate
Now that you know, I think I'll run
To be the next President, of the United States
Oh--I'm gonna be the next President
And I got myself a plan
I'm telling all my dirty secrets
Before the newspaper can
I've lied and cheated on all my girls
Fidelity ain't my middle name
And whenever trouble came my way
I'd find someone to take the blame
To all these qualities I can demonstrate
And these are just the things you need
To be the next President, of the United States
Oh--I'm gonna be the next President
And I got myself a plan
I'm telling all dirty secrets
Before the newspaper can
They got Nixon and John Edwards Bridge
Spritzer and the Pizza man
So I'm tell your Lewinski stories
Before you're in the frying pan
Cuz Everybody's hiding
Skeletons of their own
Don't run for office
Unless you show your bones
Now I told you all the bad things I did
Broke the law and Commandments too
Glad I confessed before the press got here
And it turned it into a total zoo
I think I'm ready to celebrate
Cuz people want an honest man
As the next President ,of the United States