Song Description

It can only get bette

Lyrics

I SAW A BEAUTIFUL GIRL ON THE STATION PLATFORM
I THOUGHT THAT HER EYES MET MINE
SHE BEGAN TO SMILE AND THE SUN CAME OUT
AND SUDDENLY MY DAY SEEMED FINE
SHE STARTED TO WALK TOWARDS ME
LIKE SHE WAS PLEASED TO FIND ME
THEN SHE WALKED RIGHT ON PAST
IT WAS OVER SO FAST
STRAIGHT UP TO THE MAN BEHIND ME

I READ THAT MUSEUMS
ARE A PERFECT PLACE TO MEET
SOMEONE WHO CAN BRING ROMANCE INTO MY LIFE
AND MAKE SURE I GET ENOUGH TO EAT
SO I WENT AND HUNG AROUND IN THERE
NEXT TO THE DINOSAURS
BUT WHEN I TRIED TO LEAVE I DISCOVERED
THE PLACE HAD CLOSED AND THEY HAD LOCKED THE DOORS

SO I SPENT THE NIGHT WITH TWO MUMMIES
THEY DIDN?T HAVE A LOT TO SAY
THE BIGGEST THING I COULD THINK OF IN THEIR FAVOUR
WAS AT LEAST THEY COULDN?T RUN AWAY

I?M NOT GETTING DESPERATE
SO DON?T YOU THINK THAT, PLEASE
BUT I HEARD PEOPLE OFTEN MEET EACH IN TESCOS
WHILE THEY?RE LOOKING FOR SOME FROZEN PEAS
SO I WENT TO DO SOME SHOPPING
AND STAYED IN THERE ALL DAY
THE ONLY WOMEN THAT I MET WERE WORKING AT THE CHECKOUT
AND THEY KEPT ASKING ME TO GO AWAY