Song Description
Santa likes to party too much!
| Song Length |
3:19 |
Genre |
Unique - Holiday, Rock - Classic |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
In High Spirits, Cheerful |
Subject |
Comedy, Funny, Laugh, Smile |
| Similar Artists |
Bruce Springsteen, Jim Croce |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
SANTA CAN'T REMEMBER (..where he parked his sled!)
They say it happened one Christmas, not too long ago
It was a cold snowy night, December 24th
Mrs. Kringle woke up found Santa passed out on the floor
She looked out all the windows and she opened up the door
Said?You?d better find those reindeer, our you ain?t sleepin? in my bed?
Oh no! Santa can?t remember where he parked his sled
Santa can?t remember where he parked his sled
?Well, the Elves said you were drinking all the eggnog you could find
Said you were dancing on the roof, have you completely lost your mind?
I sit home and worry, you?re working way too hard
Then I hear that you?ve been seen dancing naked on the bar?
Santa he just sat there with a bangin? in his head
Santa can?t remember where he parked his sled
Santa can?t remember where he parked his sled
Well, the Elves just kept on blabbing of the time he had that night,
They said,?He did the macharana and he got into a fight?
He kept sayin? Mrs. Kringle keeps him cooped up all year long
Now he finally got away, he?s gonna party down to dawn
Santa just sat there with a banging in his head
And Santa can?t remember where he parked his sled
Santa can?t remember where he parked his sled
He said ?Now I?m not really sure but the last thing I remember
I was gliding down the chimney of some guy named Hugh Heffner
Well he threw this great big party, I was feelin? kinda cool
Then I shared a special present with some bunnies in the pool?
That?s when Mrs. Claus she lost it and she wacked him on the head
All because Santa can?t remember where he parked his sled.
Santa can?t remember where he parked his sled
Santa can?t remember where he parked his sled