Story Behind The Song
Inspired by a Peter Cook/Dudley Moore sketch where Dud bemoans fancying every woman that moves except his wife Valerie!
Song Description
A middle aged man in a perpetual state of sexual fantasy about virtually every woman he encounters, whilst feeling no passion for his wife Valerie. Sad and funny simultaneously.
| Song Length |
6:13 |
Genre |
Jazz - Fusion, Blues - Modern |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Troubled, Heartbreaking |
Subject |
Sexual Fantasy, Attracted, Crush |
| Similar Artists |
Steely Dan, Sting |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Suzie sizzles in stack heels
Rosie knows what she reveals
Debs leans forward as she deals
Sadie knows the looks she steals
Gill defies gravity
Sam tests your sanity
Val earns her vanity
Clara winks with oh such clarity
Ness you know would go all night
Sal would make you lose your sight
Liv sure looks good in bad light
Fi just might put up a fight
Bella is full of beans
Gina ate all her greens
Mel really has the means
Kara's not the type who cleans
Constant furtive glancing
Despite my years advancing
With a girl on every corner
With no-one there to warn ya
All promise lustful jeopardy
Except for my wife Valerie
Babs is basking on the beach
Roz is oh so out of reach
Pam reminds you of a peach
Tabitha you'd love to teach
Louise would need some luck
Bridget would cost a buck
Peg could swallow a puck
Rachel looks like she might ...ruck