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there are monsters in the rocky mountains. there are maneaters and ants the size of feet. there are bombs with wicks as short as me. so don't go to colorado. i don't want to lose you. so don't go to colorado. once on the ugliest train in america, an old man told me that in southern colorado there is a cult that will bleed you dry and leave your blood in the center of town. while the man was blind and smelled like the thirties, i believed him. so don't go to colorado. i don't want to lose you. so don't go to colorado. once i was drunk in the outskirts of boulder. i woke up in jail as a sex offender. nobody knew quite why they were there. i worry about you. so don't go to colorado. i don't want to lose you. so don't go to colorado.