Story Behind The Song

Taken from the musical, Blast, which is currently being developed as a screen play. Performed by one of Britain's leading comedians. Other songs from Blast can be heard at http://www.blastthemusical.com

Song Description

The gay politician's boyfriend is a reformed addict, once very much under the influence of Wizz.

Lyrics

You want sexual chemistry
You want the pain? you want the tears
You want Jack?
But only when it suits you?
And when it doesn?t, you wish he would disappear!

You wanna man who understands the ins and outs of politics?
Like Black Rod?
Or Big Ben
Or just a Member? with a Whip!

I got gear for cementing ideas
And perverting careers of Conservative Peers
I got powders and spices
At excellent prices
To elevate ambitious queers

I?ve a lotion to aid your promotion
I?m on a mission to kill the opposition
I got brands that will land you the portfolio
That?s the envy of every politician

So get down!
And bow down at the alter of this church
Because that?s me!
And reflect as you genuflect
Upon my distillery of H, E, Q, C and V!
You wanna sample of these vitamins?
Then get down on your knees and scream A-men

A-men! A-men!

They?re magical, they?re sexual
They?re nothing but an excess of the natural

I?m gonna sell you all a thousand ways to get high
I?m gonna take you from your minds
Until your tangles brains unwind
I?m gonna introduce the sweetest vibe of your life
A killer rush from head to toe
Creativity begins to flow?
You know it?s something you desire
Come on and let me take you all a little higher

You wanna know why Huxley claimed
That heaven was a place he knew?
You wanna know why Burroughs built up intimacy with his shoe?
I educate, you celebrate
Whilst his government contaminates
So hear these words of wisdom from the e-talk advocate

It?s really not just about leisure
It?s about restoring your capacity for pleasure

I?m gonna show you all a thousand ways to get high!

I?m the Wizz of home-based alchemy
Got a line in brewing ecstasy
I?ve designed a compact nasal spray
That?ll blast post-natal haze away
With a smoky scream of consciousness
I convert the previously unimpressed
So come on, stop messin? me about
And chase that dodgy dragon,
Till you?re really goofing out!

I?m gonna introduce the sweetest vibe of your life
A killer rush from head to toe
Creativity begins to flow
You know it?s something you desire
Come on and let me take your minds a little higher

I?m gonna sell you all a thousand ways to get high
I?m gonna take you from your minds
I?m gonna introduce the sweetest vibe of your life
A killer rush from head to toe
Creativity begins to flow (etc.)