Lyrics

Have you thought of a pithy comeback for me?
Or are you still mu-mu-mumbling and stu-stu-stu-stuttering?
You do of course remember what I called you.
What was that? I didn't catch what you were uttering.

'Cause I'm James Bond; you're ugly.
Let's not be friends.

I like to fuck all the hot women, especially the evil ones.
I like a dry martini shaken, not stirred.
I could melt you with the death ray in my state-of-the-art watch.
I know what you're gonna say before you say a word.

'Cause I'm James Bond; you're ugly.
Let's not be friends.
You want me, Money Penny.
Q, where's my Benz?

I've killed so many people I'm desensitized.
I'm never very funny, but I'm always dressed nice.
My boss's name is the 13th letter of the alphabet.
I've saved the world as we know it, at least once or twice.

'Cause I'm James Bond; you're ugly.
I am studly.
You're just a 007 Wannabe.
007 Wannabe