Story Behind The Song

Don't laugh - this is my most autobiographical effort to date!

Song Description

A satirical look at the relationship between a redneck's failed relationships and failed digestive system

Lyrics

Rage spews out like diarrhea
Diarrhea keeps spewin? out like rage
Screamed at my girlfriend like a sixteen-year-old
but my toilet paper bill sure shows my age

Fifteen dollars of McDonald?s
went in alright, came out all wrong
I?ve got the asshole of an asshole
that?s whatcha get for being one too long

From the bedroom to the crapper,
from our first kiss to our last fight
Tears in her eyes, fire behind my thighs
both make me realize?.my shit ain?t right

Fifteen pounds of McDonalds
went in alright, came out all wrong
I?ve got the asshole of an asshole
That?s whatcha get for being one too long

So next time you?re screaming at your lover
take a look deep down inside your soul
She might already be destined for another, brother
You?ll have nothing left to hold
but that freezing toilet bowl

Fifteen miles of McDonald?s
went in alright, came out all wrong
I?ve got the asshole of an asshole
That?s the price for being one too long

(one more time for the world)

Fifteen lifetimes of McDonald?s
goes in alright comes out all wrong
I?ve got the asshole of an asshole
That?s whatcha get for being one too long