Lyrics

No Pants (I'm a happy man)

WASN'T ANY REASON TO ...

PAY MY TAXES ...

NOW I GOT NO PANTS ON

DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE ...

PAYED MY FINE

NOW I GOT NO PANTS ON


SEEMS TO ME THAT JUDGE WAS BOUND TO HAVE HIS WAY,

NO MATTER ... NO MATTER WHAT I PAY

COLD & CHILLY... COLD & CHILLY CIRCUMSTACE ....

NOW I GOT.... NOW I GOT NO PANTS ON ....


SECOND TIME TO THE COURTHOUSE

TO PAY THAT PIGGY BACK

STILL I GOT .... NO PANTS ON

IT'S NOT AN EASY PLACE ....

AN EASY PLACE FOR ME TO BE ....

STILL I GOT ... NO PANTS ON



DIDN'T ASK FOR WHAT I GOT
THEY SHOVED IT UP ME ANYWAY ...
INDENTURED SERVENT .... AS COLD AS THAT MAY BE

NO CHANCE FOR WHAT I FOUGHT
PANTS COLLECTED AT A LOSS ...
WITH CONGRESS ... CRAWLING UP MY INSEAM

FREEDOM DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE
AS I PISS & MOAN WITHOUT MY PANTS
DEAD AS A MUTTON IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE


I'M A HAPPY MAN ....
GOT NO PANTS ....

I'M A HAPPY MAN ....
GOT NO ASS SWEAT ....

(X4)
FREEDOM DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE
AS I PISS & MOAN WITHOUT MY PANTS
DEAD AS A MUTTON IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE

I'M A HAPPY MAN .... YEAH