Lyrics

I open my eyes to a brand new day
Put on my clothes and I'm on my way
Go down three steps then I get the blues
Gotta go back up - I forgot my shoes

Up one, two, three and sittin' on the chair
My jacket and keys, how did they get there?
I pick them up, four stairs and I'm screwed
Gotta go back up - I forgot my shoes

I can get things done
I know this for sure
I could have big fun
If I could get out the door
Oh I know my one goal before it's over
I'm gonna do it I swear
I will get down the stairs

Four steps up, first thing I do
Set ev'rything down put the feet in the shoes
Six steps, halfway, I suddenly freeze
Gotta go back up - forgot my keys

I can get things done
I know this for sure
I could have big fun
If I could get out the door
You bet I forget but before it's over
I'm gonna do it I swear
I will get down the stairs

Little notes all over the place
If I know where I put 'em
Then I can make it?.

On the way up I hear the ringin' 'phone
Caller ID says I can leave it alone
Seven steps down and then my memory
Says "You big, dumb cluck?you still forgot your keys." (chorus)