Lyrics

RULE NUMBER ONE
THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE YOU CAME FROM
RULE NUMBER TWO
YOU VOLUNTEERED NOW WE OWN YOU
AND IF YOU'RE SMART AND PLAY A TEAM GAME
YOU'LL GET A ONE WAY TICKET TO FORTUNE AND FAME
BUT TO STAY ON THE GRAVY TRAIN
IMBED THIS IN YOUR BRAIN

KEEP SMILING POLITELY
ACCEPT THINGS BLINDLY
YOU'LL BE JUST FINE IF YOU GO ALONG QUIETLY
LIKE A GOOD LITTLE MONKEY

RULE NUMBER THREE
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY
RULE NUMBER FOUR
TALENT HAS ITS PLACE BUT IMAGE MEANS MORE
'CAUSE WHEN THERE'S HEARTS AND MINDS TO BE WON
WHAT MATTERS MOST IS HOW YOUR MARKETING'S DONE
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE HOW THINGS ARE RUN
SEE RULE NUMBER ONE

KEEP SMILING POLITELY
ACCEPT THINGS BLINDLY
YOU'LL BE JUST FINE IF YOU GO ALONG QUIETLY
LIKE A GOOD LITTLE MONKEY