Story Behind The Song

I always wanted to do a song with this expression: I don't care if you pee on my leg, just don't call it rain.

Song Description

Please don't BS me

Lyrics

JUST DON?T CALL IT RAIN © ARTHUR COLLIS 2005

Oh where I?m from
People
Will tell yah

They don?t know much
When it comes
To school

We all know people
That?ll try to
Play yah

And that?s okay
If they know
The rules

You can fool me once
And shame
On yah

Fool me twice
Well, shame on
Me

We all know
People
That?ll lie
To yah

And that?s okay
If they know
The rules

I don?t care what you do
Just don?t yank my chain
I don?t care what you say
Just don?t mention my name
I don?t care if you pee
on my leg
Just don?t call it rain!


There ?re people
Who think
That they?re bet-ter

Sometimes I wonder
Better than
What?

They always got
A game
They?re playin?

I tell?em quick
Don?t play those games
With me

I don?t care what you do
Just don?t yank my chain
I don?t care what you say
Just don?t mention my name
I don?t care if you pee
on my leg
Just don?t call it rain!


There comes a time
For every
School boy

To stand up to
The King of Fools

They can try to
Bully yah
And make yah
Mis-er-ra-ble

That?s why
My mama told me
To catch ?em in
The family jewels


I don?t care what you do
Just don?t yank my chain
I don?t care what you say
Just don?t mention my name
I don?t care if you pee
on my leg
Just don?t call it rain!


(Instrumental) I don?t care if you pee?Just don?t call it rain
Repeat twice
Oh where I?m from
People
Will tell yah

They don?t know much
When it comes
To school

We all know
People
That?ll lie
To yah

And that?s okay
If they know
The rules

I don?t care what you do
Just don?t yank my chain
I don?t care what you say
Just don?t mention my name
I don?t care if you pee
on my leg
Just don?t call it rain!


I don?t care what you do
Just don?t yank my chain
I don?t care what you say
Just don?t mention my name
I don?t care if you pee
on my leg

Just don?t call it rain!

And that?s okay

Just don?t call it rain!

The End