Lyrics

Her name was Bobbie, or so I thought
Even in a chatroom she looked so hot
She was only twenty, about my age
But something ?bout her seemed so strange

She was a model, or so she said
Good thing my computer was near my bed
?cause we were staying up and chatting every night
Until I got a big surprise . . .

I JUST HAD A CHATROOM ROMANCE
WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN
I THOUGHT THAT I FOUND MY GIRL, BUT IT CHANGED MY WORLD

I JUST HAD A CHATROOM ROMANCE
WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN
I THOUGHT THAT I FOUND MY GIRL, BUT IT CHANGED MY WORLD
WHEN I REALIZED I WAS TYPING WITH JUST ONE HAND
TO A 50-YEAR OLD MAN

So after Bobbie, there was Christine
She was like a fantasy on my screen
Then one night she told me to stop on by
But at the door was the same old guy . . .

CHORUS
?CAUSE I SENT OUT EMAILS AND PICTURES WITHOUT MY PANTS

Guitar Solo

His name was Bobby, the old man said
Then he called me ?baby? and I said ?You?re Dead!?
He came a little closer and I got so mad
But he didn?t really look that bad

CHORUS
WHEN I GAVE UP FIGHTING AND STAYED FOR A ONE-NIGHT-STAND
WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN