Song Description

A perfect "Odor Eaters" brand pitch!

Lyrics

Them Stanky Feets Ac2000 R Brown

Verse:

There's a lot I'm gonna miss now that you are gone
Like how you'd slobber when we'd kiss 'n how you'd wipe it on your arm
I know I'm gonna miss the nice, clean sheets
But I ain't gonna miss them stanky feets

Chorus:

Them stanky feets... Girl I wouldn't lie
Them stanky feets... Could make dead things cry
Them stanky feets... Where they go nothin' grows
Them stanky feets... Like rotten eggs with... toes!
And I know it won't be long till I'm no longer alone
Cause now that you're gone I expect the dog will come home!


Verse:

I'm sure gonna miss your feminine touch
Like the little curly hairs in my shaving cream cup
I'll miss you complainin' 'bout the toilet seat
But I'm never gonna miss them stanky feets

Chorus:

Them stanky feets... I ain't exaggeratin'
Them stanky feets... Could use refrigeratin'
Them stanky feets... Were in their own class
Them stanky feets... Smelled like the dog had a case of gas
And I know it won't be long till I'm no longer alone
Cause now that you're gone I expect the dog will come home!

Solo

Tag:

I know one thing I'll be missin'
And that's takin' you fishin'
For one thing they cleared out the bay!
And they sure kept the skeeters away!

My sinuses finally quit leakin'
Same day the house quit reekin'
But they say my sense of smell
Is shot and all burnt to hell

And I know it won't be long till I'm no longer alone
Cause now that you're gone I kinda think the dog will come home!