Dick Turner

Dick Turner

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Pop - Alternative | Paris, France
Total Song Plays: 173   
Member Since: 2005
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The World of Sex
(Highschool Recreation Time circa 2006)

The girls in physics class
Find theory just annoys
They want to take a quantum leap
And experiment with boys

The boys are acting funny
Math is getting on their nerves
'Cause the only real geometry
Is in sexy Jennys curves

Newtons Law of Gravity
Proved bodies all attract
But simple observation
Establishes the fact

That when you see somebody
And your guts do funny tricks
It means the door just opened
to the World of Sex

(You're a crazy lover
You drive me crazy, lover)

The girls now put on make-up
And the boys are acting tough
It's kind of like a madhouse
No one can get enough

You'll think you're going crazy
But it's not the time to think
Just do what comes natural
And go with your instincts

Body upon body upon body
With no end
Fingers, lips, a tight embrace
And sweat upon sweet skin

First you find a partner
You know what happens next
You're off for a vacation
In the World of Sex

(You're a crazy lover
You drive me crazy, lover)

Money's fine and drinking wine
Will always have a place
But neither really can compare
To see your lovers face

When you're finally old and grey
There's one thought in your head
You'll wish you spent all your life
Making love in bed

'Cause that's really living man
Now go and seize the day
Taste the cup of paradise
Before you lay down in your grave

So just like Wilhelm Reich had said
Please repeat this text
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the World of Sex!

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Pop - Alternative