Lyrics

They say an angel?s watching you
all the fucking time.
Even when you?re showering
or when you?ve had too much wine.
It sounds a little creepy
and I don?t think I?m buyin?
cuz all the angels I see
never pay me any mind.

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And I ain?t gonna wear a long white robe
so don?t try to put one on me when I die.
No I ain?t gonna wear a long white robe
cuz that?s just not my style.

Now some say I should go to church
and sit on wooden planks
and sing 500-year-old hymns
and offer up my thanks.
They say it makes them pure of heart
But it just makes ?em proud.
I know Jesus said to pray
But he said don?t do it out loud.

Chorus
Lots of New Age people say
there?s nothing to fear
when they?re too scared to let themselves
get mad or have a beer.
And they?re too busy being nice
to let themselves be kind.
Sometimes massage don?t work
you need a kick in the behind.