Lyrics

Just one more moment and I'll be singin' the blues
I ain't got nothin' so I got nothin' to lose

Smoke alarm , flat tire, broken arm, house on fire
Spilled my beer, lost my job, broke a mirror, pissed off the mob
Gone insane, stepped on a nail, drenched by rain, hit by hail
I'm too fat, lost a bet, squished the cat, the wife's upset

Just one more moment and I'll be singin' the blues
I ain't got nothin' so I got nothin to lose

Rained out vacation, car won't run, home invasion, where's my gun
House forecloser, out of gas, took all my money, kiss my ass
Ripped my pants, tore my shirt, lost a shoe, now I'm screwed
Bent the key, cracked the window, broke a chair, I need some air

Just one more moment and I'll be singin' the blues
I ain't got nothin' so I got nothin' to lose

Drinkin' beer, drinkin' whisky, drank so much, now I'm dizzy
Got beat up, tossed in jail, feelin' rough, can't make bail
Broke my glasses, I can't see, traffic jam, I got to pee
Falling fixtures, busted nose,"are you my dad", oh here we go

Just one more moment and I'll be singin' the blues
I ain't got nothin' so I got nothin' to lose

Rip in the sofa, burn on the rug, hole in the wall, that ain't all
Stepped in poo, between my toes, lost my wood, that ain't good
Got inspected, got rejected, got reported, got deported
Bad hangover,got ran over, got bent over, now it's over

Just one more moment and I'll be singin' the blues
I ain't got nothin' so I got nothin' to lose.