Lyrics

I'm gonna find me a hobby to take her off my mind
I'm gonna find me a hobby to take her off my mind
Cause my woman ran off with my best friend and his wife

Came home late form work one night
The house was so dark it was locked up tight
I opened up the door you won't believe what I saw
Everything was missing, there was nothing at all

I'm gonna find me a hobby to take her off my mind
I'm gonna find me a hobby to take her off my mind
Cause my woman ran off with my best friend and his wife

I looked in the closet saw her clothes were gone
I looked in the mirror saw my face was so long
I looked all around and saw a note on the floor
It said "don't bother lookin' cause I'll just slam the door"

I'm gonna find me a hobby to take her off my mind
I'm gonna find me a hobby to take her off my mind
Cause my woman ran off with my best friend and his wife

Well I think I'll play some baseball, basketball or just hang
downtown in some smokey pool hall
Learn to bowl, learn to golf, play some paint ball
or maybe stay at home on-line
Well I think I'll write a sad song
You know dang well I qualify

I'm gonna find me a hobby to take her off my mind
I'm gonna find me a hobby to take her off my mind
Cause my woman ran of with my best friend and his wife
.........................I'm gonna miss my friend.